Sunday, July 27, 2008

I'm only half-retarded

As I'm leaving work this evening, I'm digging in my purse for my keys. And it's raining. And I'm digging, and digging and digging and it's raining. And I start to freak. Where are my keys, where are my keys. Did I leave them in the office? Did I even take them out to leave them there? Maybe I never put them in my purse and just set them on the desk. Wouldn't I have seen them and put them away? Well, it's raining, let me get in the car and empty my purse, they have to been in there. (I hardly lock the car door.. I probably should start after posting this, just. in. case.)


I get in and there are my keys, sitting quietly and peacefully on the passenger seat. Did I mention I don't lock my car door?

Yeah. My point exactly.

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